So this is not your average gift pack. Its not for your Nan and it certainly isn’t for kids.
Its for that friend who you want to support but you dont know how. Its for those who laugh through trauma. Those who have a kinda f’d up sense of humour.... or hear me out, its for someone you hate.
This gift pack contains some laughs,some crystals and alot of F bombs. Shop accordingly.
Inside Message:
“I am so sorry that someone has yeeted themselves into the afterlife. I hear it’s pretty fucking good if that helps at all.
Not much is going to make this shitty situation better and grief fucking sucks. But you’ll get through It and I am only a call (a text would be better) and an innapropriate gift pack away.”
Sample image provided. Crystals included will vary but I promise to make it really fucking lovely.
Alien Amethyst is a newly discovered variety of Amethyst from India, and honestly… it looks like she crash landed here! Its wild appearance comes from multiple stages of Amethyst growth, finished with iron-rich Hematite that paints the crystal with reds and browns.
Spiritually, it’s said to blend the calming, intuitive energy of Amethyst with the grounding, “get your shit together” energy of Hematite. These pieces also have record keepers where the formation of the crystal is etched into the surface - known to hold ancient energy and understanding. She’s an otherworldly smart girlie for sure 🛸
Ancient, rare, and incredibly powerful, Gold Himalayan Quartz is formed high within the Himalayan mountain range, where every crystal is hand-extracted from steep, remote cliffs. With machinery unable to reach these elevations, each piece is carefully recovered by skilled miners, making every specimen as remarkable as the journey it took to reach you. Its warm golden glow comes from natural iron inclusions within the Quartz, giving each crystal its own unique character.
Like all Quartz, Gold Himalayan Quartz is believed to amplify energy and intention, but many crystal practitioners consider Himalayan Quartz to carry an especially high vibration. It’s associated with spiritual growth, heightened awareness, deep meditation, and connecting with your higher self. The golden iron inclusions add grounding, confidence, manifestation, and personal empowerment—creating a beautiful balance between staying rooted while reaching for your highest potential.
This stunning pairing brings together the calming energy of Blue Grey Chalcedony with the high vibrational sparkle of Diamond Apophyllite. Mined in India, these natural formations are highly sought after for their unique beauty and complementary energies.
Blu Grey Chalcedony is associated with calm communication, emotional balance, and gentle self expression. Like a steady hand on your shoulder, it encourages you to slow down, speak your truth with confidence, and let go of emotional overwhelm.
Perched on top, Diamond Apophyllite is believed to amplify clarity, intuition, and spiritual awareness. Often called a stone of light, it’s said to help clear mental fog, raise your vibration, and create space for fresh perspectives and deeper insight.
Together, they make a beautiful combination for anyone seeking peace of mind, emotional healing, and moments of quiet clarity.
These Himalayan Quartz girlies were found high in the Himalayan Mountains of India, where getting to it is half the adventure. These beauties are hand mined in some of the world’s harshest terrain. No big machinery, no easy access, just experienced miners, steep mountain paths and a whole lot of determination. That’s part of what makes each piece so special.
Metaphysically, Himalayan Quartz is often considered one of the highest vibration varieties of Quartz. Think of it as Clear Quartz… but these girls have lived a few lives. It’s believed to amplify energy, support deep meditation, enhance intuition and help you connect with your higher self while bringing clarity and perspective.
As always, crystals aren’t here to do the work for you - but if you’re looking for a powerful companion for meditation, intention setting or spiritual growth, Himalayan Quartz is one girls girl piece of Mother Nature.
These Himalayan Quartz girlies were found high in the Himalayan Mountains of India, where getting to it is half the adventure. These beauties are hand mined in some of the world’s harshest terrain. No big machinery, no easy access, just experienced miners, steep mountain paths and a whole lot of determination. That’s part of what makes each piece so special.
Metaphysically, Himalayan Quartz is often considered one of the highest vibration varieties of Quartz. Think of it as Clear Quartz… but these girls have lived a few lives. It’s believed to amplify energy, support deep meditation, enhance intuition and help you connect with your higher self while bringing clarity and perspective.
As always, crystals aren’t here to do the work for you - but if you’re looking for a powerful companion for meditation, intention setting or spiritual growth, Himalayan Quartz is one girls girl piece of Mother Nature.
These Himalayan Quartz girlies were found high in the Himalayan Mountains of India, where getting to it is half the adventure. These beauties are hand mined in some of the world’s harshest terrain. No big machinery, no easy access, just experienced miners, steep mountain paths and a whole lot of determination. That’s part of what makes each piece so special.
Metaphysically, Himalayan Quartz is often considered one of the highest vibration varieties of Quartz. Think of it as Clear Quartz… but these girls have lived a few lives. It’s believed to amplify energy, support deep meditation, enhance intuition and help you connect with your higher self while bringing clarity and perspective.
As always, crystals aren’t here to do the work for you - but if you’re looking for a powerful companion for meditation, intention setting or spiritual growth, Himalayan Quartz is one girls girl piece of Mother Nature.
These Himalayan Quartz girlies were found high in the Himalayan Mountains of India, where getting to it is half the adventure. These beauties are hand mined in some of the world’s harshest terrain. No big machinery, no easy access, just experienced miners, steep mountain paths and a whole lot of determination. That’s part of what makes each piece so special.
Metaphysically, Himalayan Quartz is often considered one of the highest vibration varieties of Quartz. Think of it as Clear Quartz… but these girls have lived a few lives. It’s believed to amplify energy, support deep meditation, enhance intuition and help you connect with your higher self while bringing clarity and perspective.
As always, crystals aren’t here to do the work for you - but if you’re looking for a powerful companion for meditation, intention setting or spiritual growth, Himalayan Quartz is one girls girl piece of Mother Nature.
Queen Ammy, the goddess, the master healer, the Betty White of the crystal world. She is old school, experienced and filled with wisdom. Keep her close for comfort, calm and enlightenment.
A bit like an acid trip (id imagine), labradorite is a trippy stone. She enhances creativity and imagination whilst encouraging spiritual and psychological enlightenment.
This beautiful combination is known to heal the soul. She helps you turn inward, draw from intuition and access your internal compass. Iolite is said to help you reach a deep calm whilst sunstone is known to bring warmth and joy.
Coming from the Latin word fluere, meaning flow, fluorite helps focus the mind and organise your thoughts. She helps you get in the zone and get sh*t done.
Chalcedony is a connection stone, representing bonds and stability. Classic like royalty, she comes in many forms.
These Brazilian Chalcedony Roses are naturally formed within volcanic rock. Silica dissolved in water slowly drips into rock cavities layer by layer forming a 'puddle' or 'rose' of tiny crystals.
Carnelian doesn't wait politely to be chosen. Known as the stone of courage, confidence and motivation, this fiery crystal is all about bold energy & trusting yourself.
Perfect for anyone rebuilding their confidence, chasing big ideas or simply refusing to shrink themselves to make others comfortable.
Carnelian doesn't wait politely to be chosen. Known as the stone of courage, confidence and motivation, this fiery crystal is all about bold energy & trusting yourself.
Perfect for anyone rebuilding their confidence, chasing big ideas or simply refusing to shrink themselves to make others comfortable.
Like the tranquil waters of the Caribbean, this ocean like beauty brings calm and clarity. She opens up the third eye and throat chakras enhancing understanding and communication.
Like the tranquil waters of the Caribbean, this ocean like beauty brings calm and clarity. She opens up the third eye and throat chakras enhancing understanding and communication.
Like the tranquil waters of the Caribbean, this ocean like beauty brings calm and clarity. She opens up the third eye and throat chakras enhancing understanding and communication.
Queen Ammy, the goddess, the master healer, the Betty White of the crystal world. She is old school, experienced and filled with wisdom. Keep her close for comfort, calm and enlightenment.
Queen Ammy, the goddess, the master healer, the Betty White of the crystal world. She is old school, experienced and filled with wisdom. Keep her close for comfort, calm and enlightenment.
Queen Ammy, the goddess, the master healer, the Betty White of the crystal world. She is old school, experienced and filled with wisdom. Keep her close for comfort, calm and enlightenment.
