Why choose between crystals and donuts when you can have both?
Our Crystal Donut Pack is a delicious looking collection of polished crystal donuts, perfect for anyone who likes their treats sparkly, spiritual and slightly less edible.
🍩 No baking required 🍩 No calories 🍩 No sharing necessary 🍩 100% more sparkly than your average donut
Perfect for crystal lovers, donut lovers, gift givers and anyone who believes that a box of donuts is always a good idea.
Go on. Treat yourself.
Crystal Donuts are intuitively chosen and may include:
So this is not your average gift pack. Its not for your Nan and it certainly isn’t for kids.
Its for that friend who you want to support but you dont know how. Its for those who laugh through trauma. Those who have a kinda f’d up sense of humour.... or hear me out, its for someone you hate.
This gift pack contains some laughs,some crystals and alot of F bombs. Shop accordingly.
Inside Message:
“I am so sorry that someone has yeeted themselves into the afterlife. I hear it’s pretty fucking good if that helps at all.
Not much is going to make this shitty situation better and grief fucking sucks. But you’ll get through It and I am only a call (a text would be better) and an innapropriate gift pack away.”
Sample image provided. Crystals included will vary but I promise to make it really fucking lovely.
